I have wasted countless hours of my life that I will never get back. If you haven't looked at www.textsfromlastnight.com you totally should. Then you can have as wasteful a life as I do!
Some favorites (the () show the area code the message was sent from)
(949): Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
(254): Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
(207): I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
(207): using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
(514): you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
(734): cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.(630): if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
(434): why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?(540): you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
(508): If facebook stalking was a job I would totally own it
(210): Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I read things like this and have true fears for the future of this country. True true fears.