May 13, 2009

Waste of Life

I have wasted countless hours of my life that I will never get back. If you haven't looked at www.textsfromlastnight.com you totally should. Then you can have as wasteful a life as I do!

Some favorites (the () show the area code the message was sent from)

(949): Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone

(254): Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.

(207): I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?

(207): using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.

(514): you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.

(734): cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.(630): if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.

(434): why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?(540): you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.

(508): If facebook stalking was a job I would totally own it

(210): Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?



I read things like this and have true fears for the future of this country. True true fears.

4 comments:

  1. I think my favorite was the one about keeping the goldfish as pets! :)

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  2. I LOVE this website!! My friends & I constantly exchange our favorites! The goldfish one was on our list as well! lol I too spend way too much time on this website, it's fantastic! Have you read fmylife.com as well? It's pretty funny too!

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  3. Those are SO funny! One of my friends just told me about the site.

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  4. I agree, funny but scary! I might have to check it out when I need a good laugh :)

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