May 14, 2009

My life according to Google

My life according to Google:

Type in the following and choose from the first description found.  Be honest, don't just pick one out to be funny.

1: Type in "[your first name] needs" in the Google search: 
Alexis needs... to stop drawing on herself. (A note to myself in middle school perhaps.)

2: Type in "[your first name] looks like" in Google search:
Alexis looks like... a skeleton - feed that girl!  (I wish!  This is certainly not a comment being made about me!)

3: Type in "[your first name] hates" in Google search:
Alexis hates... coffee, loves Wendy's 99 cent chicken nuggets, hates shellfish, enjoys hiking, is a bad driver, and loves traveling to Europe. (I resent that.  My driving is just fine!  If you ignore that time a few months ago when I backed into the garage.  Twice.)

4: Type in "[your first name] goes" in Google search:
Alexis war.  (Tsar Alexis of Russia goes to war in May 1654....)

5: Type in "[your first name] loves" in Google search:
Alexis loves... is truly a porn star.  (Okay people.  Now I'm really distrubed.  This google search brought up google images.  I am not happy.)

6: Type in "[your first name] eats" in Google search:
Alexis eats...cake on her first birthday.  (No arguments here)

7: Type in "[your first name] has" in Google search
Alexis has... some soul.

8: Type in "[your first name] works" in Google search:
(Kim) Alexis works... with models again. "I can travel and work all over the world, but I can come home and feel safe and protected"

9: Type in"[your first name] lives" in Google search:
Alexis lives! For hours after the battle with Sib, Alexis lay motionless on the ground, animals and insects moved around him and vultures circled above. (Oh please! Like I would ever get in a fight with a guy named Sib.)

10: Type in "[your first name] died" in Google search:
Alexis died... of neglect and hunger. (Thats why you should all comment a lot. You don't want to be responsible for my death by neglect.)


  1. HAHA! I put in Anna needs... and it said " be excused from class today" -- Can we make that work?!?!

  2. This, plus the texts from last night post, is HILARIOUS!!! Needed this laugh today!!

    Congrats on the A too!!! You go girl, miss smarty pants!!! :)